when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder


The Story?


Darryn and Jade are actually ants who took on a human form and serve as spies, providing the Ant Colony at the centre of the Earth a daily scouting report on the happenings of the world on the surface. When they met, the beginning of the downfall of humanity began as they were able to collaborate on their findings of the Human race and report back to the Queen Ant so she can plot her eventual takeover of Earth, and eventually, the entire galaxy.